Friday, November 14, 2008

through the (crazy) keyhole

This is what the inside of my brain looks like while I read government contracts:

Where the Board went astray... i can't believe our note topic outline has to be 8-10 pages. what the hell am i going to say? oh dear god, this is awful. Where the Board went astray was... just follow the schedule that i made up, and i'll be fine. i have plenty of time to work on the outline tomorrow night. was in failing to heed... my skin feels dry. is it dry in here? i should get some new lotion. my lotion sucks. Where the Board went astray was in failing... it's ridiculous to buy new lotion. i have plenty of lotion. just buck up and use the gross smelly lotion. okay. focus. Where the Board went astray was in failing to heed the different nature of the two separate notice requirements in the suspension clause... dude, that plant looks rough. i think i'm killing it. i seriously need to email my uncle and ask him what to do about it. my apartment is messy. actually, i think it's officially gross. this is gross...what was that sentence about? eh, i'm not on call. moving on...The latter of the two is that... i think i want some almonds. that's silly - i just ate breakfast. no almonds. i wonder if this would make a good blog post. i should probably take a shower. shit is it already 11:30? this stupid reading takes for flippin' ever. ugh.

4 comments:

April said...

ha! god, i feel you there. on a side note, i just found the best lotion ever. it's the gold bond brand for about $6 a bottle. fabulous--not the thin, greasy kind.

Anonymous said...

my only addition is you crave almonds over popcorn? My breaks are always popcorn breaks. teh cravings can hit RIGHT AFTER breakfast or during the day--but always when there is work to be done.
beth

(In)Sanity Gal said...

i forget that i even have popcorn. it's always like a "hmm...i'm hungry, what should i eat?....oh, i do have popcorn." but the babe got me turned onto almonds. i eat them a lot nowadays.

by the way, good to see you beth! :)

(In)Sanity Gal said...

april - you're a hoot. i'll have to try that lotion.

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