Virgin in the Volcano is clearly no virgin.* Or maybe she's a virgin in the I'm-still-wearing-my-purity-ring-and-I-haven't-actually-had-intercourse-yet-but-I've-done-everything-else kind of way. At any rate, the shit has hit the fan.
That's right folks. An anonymous source has informed me that Virgin suffered a debilitating wrist injury this past week while performing a hand job. The source claims that the injury was the result of a weekend viagra experiment gone awry.
The source claims that at approximately 4:00 pm on Friday afternoon, a woman fitting Virgin's description ran into the ER, screaming "OOOOH, MY WRIST!!!! DAMN YOU VIAGRA!!!! DAMN YOU!!!!"
Apparently Virgin's co-hort decided to try out a high dose of viagra in the hopes of spicing up some weekend frolicking. Much fun was had. However, after 2 days, the fun just wouldn't go...down. Virgin came up with the brilliant idea of...um...well, shall we say working it out for the poor fellow.
Hence, the wrist injury.
Way to take one for the team, Virgin!
*If you're completely confused by this post, check out the comments on this post and this one.
Sunday, November 2, 2008
This just in. Breaking news.
Posted by (In)Sanity Gal at Sunday, November 02, 2008
Labels: crazy, other people's blogs, sex
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I love it! Let's spread it!
Wait, one more asterisk: http://virgininthevolcano.blogspot.com/2008/10/ok-so-im-not-virgin.html
I'm doing my part!
This is why my therapist cautions me against clicking unverified links to random blogs.
It always warms my heart to know that I have bolstered the wise words of a therapist.
That is Absolutely Fabulous!
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