Monday, May 11, 2009

I'm Thinking Hank Azaria (as in The Birdcage)

Two lesbian females in search of Manservant to perform following activities:

1. Make breakfast/brunch of veggie-filled egg scrambles, french toast, pancakes, coffee, etc and serve two said females in bed, particularly on weekend mornings.
2. Turn off lights when said females got into bed without remembering to turn them off.
3. Check whether front door is locked when said females are in bed and can't remember.
4. Carry said females on back when they are tired after a long walk/hike/day at the beach.
5. Act as jumping hug receiver from said females when something exciting happens.
6. Additional duties assigned during finals on an as-needed basis.
7. Light housework, including unpacking groceries, washing dishes, killing bugs.

Possibility of sperm donation to be discussed at a later date.

Salary negotiable.

3 comments:

Cee said...

lol- who WOULDNT want that job?

Merrily Down the Stream said...

That would be described as a Mitch - man-bitch.
Happy hunting!

:)Ibti said...

Now the question is: have you posted this on craigslist? You may have better luck with the City Paper. I would also mention that payment may be made in the form of baked goods upon completion of exceptionally good work or display of enthusiasm. :P

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